Will It Obey?
Your dragon does NOT listen to you. Mark every square that's true.
Rhaena finally got her dragon and it's out here doing crime in its black forces, friendly-firing her whole side, unbothered. Pick your rider, pick your vibe, and we'll fill a 5x5 of every way the thing under you burns what it wants. Fill a line and it's official: UNBOTHERED CHAOS AGENT.
Rhaena → Sheepstealer · lore-cursed
- attacked your own twin sister
- GRRM said the dragons don't wander
- claimed on paper. commands nothing.
- Nettles took months. you took a week.
- lost the battle, felt nothing about it
UNBOTHERED CHAOS AGENT
you → your group chat · just-vibes
- 200 messages, none about the plan
- renamed itself, didn't ask you
- left you on read, in your chat
— this is literally my group chat.
you → your toddler + the iPad · feral
- you said five minutes, it heard never
- found YouTube, then found WORSE YouTube
- zero remorse, full juice box
— for the parent group chat.